new moon : the wolfman .

this stunning youg man right here deserves an oscar . and for any & everybody who wanted to know . i was team fucking jacob from the moment i opened new moon . . . bxtches . jacob black is the definition of a perfect boyfriend . he's that guy that when you see him your like oh my god he's beautiful , but when your around him you're not shy at all . he doesn't care about what you wear and he didnt even notice that you didnt wear any makeup this morning . he's that bestfriend you can call in the middle of the night just because you cant fall asleep . and not to mention he's a fucking werewolf . have sex with him & you'll burn the whole house on fire ! l0l . but down to more imporatnt things . sooo you know how everyone was saying that new moon was alllll about jacob ? well how it was supposed to be ? then how come for the first like 45 minutes bella was still with fucking edward ? and when she was with jacob they were soo . . . ewww . like thier chemistry was soooo much more than that . she barely even spoke to him . but how could you guys have noticed ? you were too busy drooling at his abs . & wishing that it was you who was inches away from his face instead of bella . but i do want to add that Taylor really is a good actor when it comes to jacob black . its that fucking kristen stewart im worried about . . .

my favorite scenes from the moviee .

* no shirt . wet . in the rain . <3

* nothing could top this scene .

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& for those who didnt know he was on SNL this past saturday .

he didn't do tooooooo badd .

but he sure was looking sexyyy .

mmmm . those eyesssss .

this was too funny .

& is he wearing a lace wig ?!

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i have a SERIOUS problem with this .

& dont tell me thier not dating .

they're probably fucking right now !

trust me . i know allllll the signs .

• she only went to that hockey game because he asked her . i bet she doesn't even like hockey .
• & look at the way he smiles at he when she's not looking .
• thats a big side walk . they dont have to be soo close .
• & why is she holding her arm like that ? bxtch are you cold ?!
• she's looking down when she laughs . she's sooo smittin by his beauty .

yuppp . they're dating . i dont know why but they are . even though he could do soooo muchhhh better than taylor squinty . she wouldn't know how to handle him im telling you !

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the wolfman .

*my favorite .

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teaam jacob .

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* YES ! im finallly done with twilight .

now i can fucking move on with my life .

New Moon : mr perfection .

new moon post number two :]

alllllllllll about edward .

okay . soo let me start off by saying robert pattison is one of the most beautiful beings walking this earth . his eyes are memorizing . really . he does the role of edward soooo well . its almost like they're the same person . like he's not even acting . weird huh ? a good word to describe edward is caring . he cares soooo much about bella . its almost sad . like you would think that i would be like aweee . omg he loves her so much . he would do anything for her . but . . . i feel sad for him . to revolve your whole world around a person that you know your not allowed to be with . but yet your around her every minute of the day ? crazy . & i think the reason girls love him sooo much . is because we know that thier is no edward in real life . no where on this planet is a boy that will cater to your every need . pick you up & drop you off from school . lay with you & watch you as you sleep . be your best friend & not have any other friends . there is none . & for us to believe that mabe one could be out there . she makes him a vampire . haha ! but i feel like if he was out there . he would be the artsy guy in the corner of borders . with his nose burried into a book with three cups of coffee all around him . every few minutes he would look up just to check his surroundings . and when he would stumble across a big word . he would ruff his hair . just like rob does when he gets nervous or he feel awkward . he's perfection . he's that guy we just cant say no to . he is love . walking and breathing love . and as for bella . bella is soooo . . . i dont even know where to begin to describe her . she confuses me sometimes because i dont know if i want to like her & be her friend . or just smack the fucking shxt out of her for being so damn stupid & awkward . i love kristen stewart though . she is like me in soooo many ways . but she's the me that i dont

show to people . like how she says she loves acting & being in movies she cant stand being famous & im the same way . i love to party & go out . but i cant stand the attention . i hate it when people ask me questions about my personal life and when i dont want to answer them , they make up rumors about me . i understand completely how she feels the way she does . not to mention she has her own kind of beauty . but . . . I FUCKING HATE HER WHEN SHE IS PLAYING BELLA . i hate it . i hate it . i fucking hate that shxt . she is the worst fucking actress when it comes to twilight it's not even funny . edward lives up to his role sooo well but when it comes to she's soo  . . . awkward . its disgusting to watch . twilight isnt that fucking akward . like when they're kissing & they start making all the fucking noise . wtf is that !? who kisses like that ?! its soo gross dude . she need to take some serious acting lessons . on how to be NOT awkward . as for her & edward . as much as i hate to admit it . they are perfect for each other . i dont even have to go into details because the whole world knows . they are fucking ment for each other . its like god destined them to be edward & bella . hmmm . well god needs to destine me into edwards pants . please ?

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mr . prefect :

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* next post : the wolfman himself .