New Moon : mr perfection .

new moon post number two :]

alllllllllll about edward .

okay . soo let me start off by saying robert pattison is one of the most beautiful beings walking this earth . his eyes are memorizing . really . he does the role of edward soooo well . its almost like they're the same person . like he's not even acting . weird huh ? a good word to describe edward is caring . he cares soooo much about bella . its almost sad . like you would think that i would be like aweee . omg he loves her so much . he would do anything for her . but . . . i feel sad for him . to revolve your whole world around a person that you know your not allowed to be with . but yet your around her every minute of the day ? crazy . & i think the reason girls love him sooo much . is because we know that thier is no edward in real life . no where on this planet is a boy that will cater to your every need . pick you up & drop you off from school . lay with you & watch you as you sleep . be your best friend & not have any other friends . there is none . & for us to believe that mabe one could be out there . she makes him a vampire . haha ! but i feel like if he was out there . he would be the artsy guy in the corner of borders . with his nose burried into a book with three cups of coffee all around him . every few minutes he would look up just to check his surroundings . and when he would stumble across a big word . he would ruff his hair . just like rob does when he gets nervous or he feel awkward . he's perfection . he's that guy we just cant say no to . he is love . walking and breathing love . and as for bella . bella is soooo . . . i dont even know where to begin to describe her . she confuses me sometimes because i dont know if i want to like her & be her friend . or just smack the fucking shxt out of her for being so damn stupid & awkward . i love kristen stewart though . she is like me in soooo many ways . but she's the me that i dont

show to people . like how she says she loves acting & being in movies she cant stand being famous & im the same way . i love to party & go out . but i cant stand the attention . i hate it when people ask me questions about my personal life and when i dont want to answer them , they make up rumors about me . i understand completely how she feels the way she does . not to mention she has her own kind of beauty . but . . . I FUCKING HATE HER WHEN SHE IS PLAYING BELLA . i hate it . i hate it . i fucking hate that shxt . she is the worst fucking actress when it comes to twilight it's not even funny . edward lives up to his role sooo well but when it comes to she's soo  . . . awkward . its disgusting to watch . twilight isnt that fucking akward . like when they're kissing & they start making all the fucking noise . wtf is that !? who kisses like that ?! its soo gross dude . she need to take some serious acting lessons . on how to be NOT awkward . as for her & edward . as much as i hate to admit it . they are perfect for each other . i dont even have to go into details because the whole world knows . they are fucking ment for each other . its like god destined them to be edward & bella . hmmm . well god needs to destine me into edwards pants . please ?

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mr . prefect :

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* next post : the wolfman himself .

New Moon : commentary .

wellpppp . i finally watched the movie .

this post is just gonna be my feed back on the movie .
 photography & commentary on everyone except for bella , jake , & edward .

WHAT I THOUGT :

im sad to say the suspense isnt as great when you know exactly what is going to happen before it actually happens . so i blame myself for that . matter of fact . . . i didnt like the movie at all . i just dont understand how a book so good could make a movie so bad . i mean harry potter books were reaaaalllyyyy good [ so ive heard . ) and their movies are fucking amazing . ive seen every single one . the special effects are fucking breath taking . & have you seen a harry potter book ?! god dammnn . they are fucking huge right ? & my friend keeps telling me " well they cant fit the entire book in the movie ! " but uhmmm . they can get pretty close to it . harry potter is a long ass movie . twilight needs to be the fucking saame . make that shxt as long as it needs to be so it can actually make sense . i think ill write a letter to the director and the producer . shxt . let me direct fucking twilight . sex scenes everywhereeee . hah ! now THAT'S a moviee .

DAKOTA FANNING [ JANE ) :

she is def. one of my favorite actresses . i mean she is soo young & she's done soo many moviess . very very VERY talented girl . but . everyone went crazy i mean CRAZY when they found out she was going to be jane in new moon . she was doing interviews and magazine covers . like the whole ordeal . i'll even admitt i was excited when i found out she was going to be in the movie . and jane is a pretty intense character . but when i finally watched the movie . and saw her . and listened to the FIVE WORDS she said . i was very dissapointed . all that fucking hype for her 2 minutes on the movie screen . ehh , but in the book she didnt really say much . but still . dont syce her when she only said 5 words .

NIKKI REED [ ROSALIE ) :

welppp . theres not much to say about her . she literally said one word . which was no . haha ! omggg . seriously twilight ?! hmm . but i love nikki reed though . thirteen is my favorite movie of all times . but i know she'll get her time in a little bit of eclispe & breaking dawn . she has like a whole chapter about her . and if they cut that out then we are REALLY going to have a problem .

ASHLEY GREENE [ ALICE ) :

alice is my favorite cullen next to edward . i love how she is soo fashionable and she's not all dark & gloomy like the rest of them . she likes to have fun and throw parties and shxt . in the movie i just felt like ashley wasnt alice . she didnt look like how i would like alice to look . in the book her hair is supposed to be short & spikey , but in the movie she has it flipped out like she came from that 70's show . and then alice is always smiling and bouncy but then she can get really serious . i didnt see that in ashley greene . she's a gorgeous girl though . overall her role in the movie wasnt THAT bad .

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im sorry but i dont have anything to say about anyone else . jasper didnt do shxt . esme didnt say shxt . and emmett wasnt even mean to anyone .  new moon gets a big fat shaking my head . l0l ! anywhooo . i had two favorite parts . the first one is when they went to the movies and mike was such a bxtch . jacob was like duudeee . wtf ? his weak ass . haha ! and him & bella were talking and then mike pissed jacob off . mmm , i love it when he gets angry . & then when jacob was at bella's house & they were about to kiss before edward's dumb ass had to come in and ruin the moment . UGH ! i wanted them to kiss soooo fucking baddd . i was sooo pissed .  opps ! what am i doing . im saying tooo much ! details laterrrrrrrr .

* awee . how fucking cutteee :]

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* next post :

all things edward & bella . hopefully i'll have it up by the end of the nightt . i have a research paper that i want to get out the way before this weekend . soo i'll be working on that as well . THANKS for reading :]

welcome to the whore house .

her voice is soo empowering . i love it . just listen to it . you dont have to listen to all of it . but just listen . i feel like we are the exact same person right now in my life . her with love & me with my crazy fucking lifestyle . but yeaah . listenn .

i love how she's not scared to admit that she took 8 months off for personal healing . i mean what she went through . no one needs to go through that . & now that she's over it shes happier than ever . & i think thats the problem with me . when i want to get over something i expect it to happen the next day . i've now realized that life doesnt work like that . things take time . & i need to start taking my time . i will never be a serious ass person . thats just mee . but i need to fucking focus on more important things . like money . hee hee : ]

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last night she was on snl . and NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME SHXTTTT !  ugh . i was sooo upset . but here's a skit that she did with adam samburg that is fucking HALARIOUS . enjoyyyyy .

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soo her new album Rated R is the fucking athem of my life right now . there is not one song that i dont love . she goes soo hard . & i know what happened to her was bad thing but . . . god damnnn . im glad it happened . cause me & my bxtches look up to her sooo much . its crazy . she's like the female lil wayne . we go by her rules .

* photographyyyy timeee :

* she can tattoo me ANYTIME !

* if you still havent listened to her album i advise you to download it NOW .

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ladies and gentlemen . for those of you who are easily heartbroken .

i suggest you turn away now .

& for those of you who think they can take it .

i say welcome to the whore house .

he pitched his heart in the shape of a gernade .

she has her bat ready . but she dare not swing away .

a beautiful spanish whore . she keeps telling him te amo .

will somebody tell him what she's saying ?

everytime she's about to leave she puts her hand around his waist .

his soul is crying . & without a second thought .

he whispers back te amo .

she reminds him of his wife . but she's gone now .

and all he's got are those photographs .

it was him & her . she was his superstar .

he gave her everything . just not his hearttt .

another one walks in . more brilliant and more resilient .

she's tougher than a lion . he could tell she wanted it all .

the money , the fame , the cars , and the clothes .

but all he could give her was hard , long , pity sex .

he goes home . and writes in his journal :

" what we're doing in that house is a crime .

and it's getting the best of us .

sex driven killers and cold hearted lovers .

we call it a cold case love . "

he finally drifts to sleep .

he wakes up three hours later in a cold sweat .

the next thing he knows . he's back at where he came .

with no soul in his eyes . he pours the tank of gasoline around the house .

the matches already burning in my hands .

he lights the whole house on fire .

watching it burn . and its beautiful . and its blue .

 he's terrified . but he's not leaving .

he says a prayer to himself .

feels his heartbeat .

and then pulls the trigger .

& it's all over now .

like the last song .

im really proud of this entry right here . i took some of her rated r song lyrics & added some of my own words and wrote about a whore house . if you reaaallly read it and look closely you could see where i used her lyrics and my own . i think people could relate . i thought it was pretty cool to do & plusss i love her album .

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* next post :

everything new moon . its gonna be soo big . i have to break it down into three different post . sooo stay tuned for thattt & thanks for reading :]